If you asked your girlfriend, “Do you want a Hawaiian vacation for your birthday?” and she didn’t say anything, would you buy plane tickets? If you asked someone at the grocery store, “I only have one item, do you mind if I check out ahead of you?” and they stared determinedly into space, would you cut in front of them? Why is it that “you didn’t say no” applies only to sex?
going to splendour in 3 days
since returning to meat eating, the worst thing is not being able to re-freeze food. Like tofu dish, refreeze that shit a million times til it’s gone. Now… if you defrost that shit you gotta eat it all NOW and that’s stressful.
We had this idea because you like looking at the stars and dancing through the cosmos that we’d put on a fireworks display for you at Barafundle.
Well, they weigh a tonne so can we just light the fuckers here?
seriously fucking hate that I can’t call in sick. I have to go to work and hope a) they think I’m sick enough and b) there’s staff to cover me.
Need water but if I sit up much less stand up im gonna vomit what do I do