its stormy outside so that means we have to stay in today. Which means the children will be crazy and it’ll be up to me to calm them… ugh I’ve planned some stuff but seriously I wish the RL would actually lead the room
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
I really want to talk to someone about what happened this weekend but I can’t. The only person irl I trust enough to talk about it with is my boyfriend. And he’s what happened this weekend. I’m not mad anymore but I’m still dealing.
Margaery looked very like her brother, the Knight of Flowers. The queen wondered if they had other things in common. Our little rose has a good many ladies waiting attendance on her, night and day.
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
the australian version of ‘um, uh, er’ etc
"i went to the store and fuckin….got some bread and milk.."